Nick Quote #581
Cece: Nick, you need a plan, okay? I don't care what Jess says. She's going to expect something.
Nick: I have to plan a birthday before the birthday?
Schmidt: The whole day is the birthday.
Cece: This is a very big deal. This is your first birthday together as a couple.
Nick: All right, you know what? It's gonna be okay. It's her birthday. That girl's gonna want to sleep in. My day is not starting till noon.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.