Schmidt Quote #659

Quote from Schmidt in Birthday

Nick: Okay, Schmidt, are you ready to transport all electronics to the party venue?
Schmidt: By "electronics," you mean this itty-bitty flash drive that I can fit in my pocket and that is light as air?
Nick: I need a verbal confirmation.
Schmidt: You insult me. Yes.

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 ‘Birthday’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.