Winston Quote #315
Quote from Winston in Birthday
Coach: Psych! I'm the best at stuff. I don't forget stuff. First place!
Winston: Wait. Why are you first place? I dominated on cake patrol.
Nick: And thank you for getting that cake. You don't have to add the "patrol."
Coach: Decorations beats cake.
Winston: Uh, no. Cake definitely beats decorations.
Coach: Oh, really? Let's do a word association game, okay?
Winston: Yeah. I'm in, I'm in.
Coach: Birthday.
Winston: Decorations. Wait, what'd I say?
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.