Jess Quote #579
Rose: Well, I know how you feel about movies. I mean, my parents took me to see Witness and then they never came back.
Jess: What?
Rose: I can really quote that movie though. "Be careful out among them English." But enough about me! I am talking your ear off, lady, and it's your birthday.
Jess: This year's gonna be different. Maybe Nick has something big planned, maybe not. I'm gonna be chill. No expectations. Low maintenance. No maintenance. I'm just gonna be one of those cool girlfriends, like in the movies. She just, like, has bed head and she wears, like, men's shirts and she's just like, "Yeah, cool. "I'll wear, like, men's shirts and, like, sneakers and stuff. And, like, I don't care about how I look."
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.