Jess Quote #578
Rose: I mean, what are you gonna do? Something special?
Jess: Maybe. You know, whatever Nick wants to do. I'm not really a birthday person.
Cece: Please.
Jess: I do have a lot of expectations for people.
[flashback:]
Cece: Happy birthday.
Jess: [unwraps a sweater] Oh, my God. "Made in China"?! Are you taking me to China?!
[present:]
Jess: And that's why, a long time ago, I decided that I would spend my birthday alone at the movies. It's just safer, you know? No getting your hopes up, no getting let down.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.