Cece Quote #96
Cece: Okay, an old-fashioned, an old-fashioned, an old-fashioned. If it's old-fashioned, it probably has something like absinthe...
Schmidt: Oh, the old-fashioned. One of my favorite drinks; a classic cocktail. Just a half ounce of simple syrup. Splash of water, two dashes of bitters. Mix that up with some ice. And then, you know my personal favorite. You know, and just, far be it from me, but the bourbon whiskey.
Cece: Bourbon.
Schmidt: Two ounces of bourbon whiskey. No. It's not the Scotch whiskey. It's- No, it's certainly not the vermouth. Vermouth would be insane. Yes, the bourbon whiskey. My favorite. Wonderful. Look at that. Old-fashioned.
Cece: Hmm. Old-fashioned?
Mike: [flatly] Oh, my stars and garters, you made a drink. Holy crud.
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