Cece Quote #89

Quote from Cece in Thanksgiving III

Cece: Stop it, listen to me. We are going to solve this right now. All right, take your pants off. Okay, I am no Eagle Scout, but I know how to make a pants rope.
Schmidt: Pants rope.
Coach: You're a genius.
Cece: I know.
Schmidt: Are you gonna take off your pants?
Cece: Yeah, right after I take off my bra so we can anchor the rope to the tree.
Schmidt: That's gonna happen for real?
Cece: Just take them off now.

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 ‘Thanksgiving III’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Jess: Hey, mountain man. You want to come eat some dirty vegetables with us?
Nick: I should've known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple grows in nature.

Quote from Jess

Jess: I'm seeing some interesting things. I'm out of the office till Friday. For immediate assistance, please call Deb at extension A.C. Slater.

Quote from Nick

Winston: So this is Thanksgiving meal? 96 warm beers?
Nick: We can do this. Guys, we've gotten soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams. Do you think George Washington had a pet cat?
Winston: Yeah.
Cece: No.
Nick: He didn't. He hunted them.
Jess: What?
Nick: And he made milk and butter out of their spoils.
Jess: That's terrible.
Coach: So you're saying George Washington milked his cat?
Cece: Nothing is sounding accurate right now.
Winston: Not at all.
Schmidt: Where'd you read this?