Schmidt Quote #615
Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Schmidt: Look, you're a beautiful woman. In another life, we certainly would've been lovers, but my soul mate is at a Sparks game right now with another man. I need to go get her.
Kate: Oh, you poor thing.
Schmidt: Please don't interrupt me. Now, do you see that bug-eyed woman over there? I need to ditch her so that I can go fulfill my destiny. Now, tell me when she looks away.
Kate: Not now. Not now. Wait. Now.
Schmidt: [kisses Kate] What might've been. [runs off]
Jess: Hey, Schmidt! No!
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Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.
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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?