Nick Quote #532
Nick: Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me to work out for years. It didn't take. Also, and it's not an excuse, I have a very bad back.
Coach: Your bad back?
Nick: Yeah.
Coach: You gave me a piggyback ride two days ago and you giggled the whole time. It was awesome.
Nick: It was also really funny.
Coach: That was pretty funny. We took the stairs, dude.
Nick: Yeah. It's 'cause I was excited.
Coach: Nick. Either take this dumpling and be a dumpling guy, or you train with me, and be a do-ing guy.
Nick: It's hard because I've been a dumpling guy my whole life I know.
Coach: One day, that's all I need. And I will change your life. You'll be able to see your abs.
Nick: I thought God just didn't give me those.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.