Schmidt Quote #557

Quote from Schmidt in Double Date

Schmidt: Or you could really understand it emotionally from their point of view. You don't know. Maybe they had a tough childhood.
Cece: Turn the car around, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Maybe their mom's a lesbian. I don't know.

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 ‘Double Date’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.

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Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.

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Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.