Cece: What's going on, man? You guys were acting all so weird back there, and you're driving like a maniac.
Schmidt: Oh, geez. You know, I didn't want to have to say anything, but... Here we go. Nick is cheating on Jess! Aah!
Cece: What?!
Schmidt: Apparently, they met at some gas station. She's much older. Much, much older. Deeply Korean. I just found out. And, I mean, Nick is my best friend and all, but I can't even be in the same room as that scumbag right now! Oh, I'm so mad! I'm just so, so mad! I'm terribly angry about the whole situation. I can't even drive. Take the wheel. Oh, why, God?! He was the best of us! Cece, please. You're veering everywhere.
Cece: Sorry.