Schmidt Quote #551
Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Nick: Whoa, you got there faster than I thought. Hey, so this is weird and it's only gonna take a second of your time, but, uh and I probably already know the answer, but are you on drugs? I know the answer is no, so I'll just see you later, man.
Schmidt: Get in my room.
Nick: Don't want to be part of it!
Schmidt: Did you crack my e-mail password? How did you guess "Smithereens"?
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‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
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Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
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Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.