Jess Quote #494

Quote from Jess in Double Date

Jess: Well, Nick can talk to him.
Nick: No, I'm not gonna talk to him. I called that I wasn't gonna be involved; those calls have to be respected.
Jess: If you talk to him, I'll give you a treat.
Nick: Bedroom treat or kitchen treat?
Jess: [Southern accent] Oh, I'm just a country lawyer and I have a very, very itchy bra.
Nick: [Southern accent] Well, perhaps I can get underneath. I've got worker's hands.
Jess: It's very itchy in so many different little places.
Nick: Let me see.
Cece: You guys are being really, really gross right now.
Nick: I keep forgetting you're in here.

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 ‘Double Date’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.

Quote from Nick

Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.

Quote from Nick

Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.