Nick Quote #477
Quote from Nick in Double Date
Cece: Hey, Jess, can you talk? Oh.
Jess: Yeah, yeah, totally. How'd I get so lucky? My bro and my ho.
Nick: My penis it's gonna be exposed.
Jess: It's okay, just cover up.
Nick: Okay, no, but I don't feel comfortable.
Cece: It's about Schmidt.
Nick: Okay, I'm not involved in this at all. Hiding from the world. You can't see me, I can't see you.
Cece: I know this sounds totally paranoid, but I think he's on drugs.
Nick: Schmidt on drugs? Okay, not getting involved starting now.
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
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Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
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Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.