Schmidt Quote #549
Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Schmidt: [on the phone] Hey, Elizabeth, what are we doing tonight?
Elizabeth: Dexter and pie.
Schmidt: Girl, you treat me right. [to Cece] Hey, there she is, my one and only.
Cece: Oh, thank God, coffee. I barely slept last night.
Schmidt: Yeah, me, too. I think I passed out for, like, 25 minutes when you jammed that sock down my throat.
Cece: I aim to please.
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‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
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Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
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