Winston Quote #239
Daisy: Hey, babe. Thanks for watching him. He can be a real pain in the ass, huh?
Winston: Yeah. Was there a dude in your shower yesterday?
Daisy: Yes.
Winston: Hmm. How do you know him?
Daisy: From sex. But it was from sex before you and I were exclusive.
Winston: Have you had sex with him since?
Daisy: No. Oh, wait. Yes. Last night.
Winston: Look, um I really liked you, Daisy. You know, I wanted this to be a thing, but, uh I deserve better. And so does Furguson.
Daisy: Hmm?
Winston: I'm keeping the cat. I got your cat!
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: With the promotion, uh, I got a new office, so I don't have to look at Bethany's mismanaged eyebrows all day. Do you like it? It's a perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Mad Men, and you're my sexy Peggy.
Beth: Good God, at least shut the door.
Schmidt: My tiny credenza is in the way.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Hey, you guys know anything about cats? Yeah, I'm trying to score some points with Daisy, so I promised to watch her cat tonight.
Schmidt: They carry disease, they're obsessed with my nipples, and they are unwelcome in this loft.
Cece: Did you just say that cats are obsessed with your nipples?
Schmidt: I've told you this story before.
[flashback to a shirtless Schmidt sleeping in a barn with a cat licking his nipple]
Winston: I think I would have remembered that story.
Schmidt: No cats.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Do you know a place I can get cheap school supplies? I only have $15 and a halfie. $15 and a halfie.
Schmidt: A halfie?
Nick: Yeah, it's a half. It got ripped, so it's a half.
Schmidt: No one's gonna accept that as currency.