Winston Quote #235
Winston: Nick, I need your help, okay? Now, I am no plumber, but I'm 99% sure that there was a guy in her bathroom.
Nick: So, she agreed to be exclusive with you while the guy she is obviously sleeping with was washing his size 15 ding-dong in the shower. And now you're taking care of her cat.
Winston: Those are the bullet points, yes.
Nick: You know what you got to do to get yourself out of this situation. Break up with Daisy!
Winston: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you're making some very good points. You know, break up with Daisy. That's an option. I was thinking, like, I'll kill her cat.
Nick: Winston.
Winston: Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna kill her cat first.
Nick: Hey.
Winston: [to the cat] I'm gonna kill you.
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Schmidt: With the promotion, uh, I got a new office, so I don't have to look at Bethany's mismanaged eyebrows all day. Do you like it? It's a perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Mad Men, and you're my sexy Peggy.
Beth: Good God, at least shut the door.
Schmidt: My tiny credenza is in the way.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Hey, you guys know anything about cats? Yeah, I'm trying to score some points with Daisy, so I promised to watch her cat tonight.
Schmidt: They carry disease, they're obsessed with my nipples, and they are unwelcome in this loft.
Cece: Did you just say that cats are obsessed with your nipples?
Schmidt: I've told you this story before.
[flashback to a shirtless Schmidt sleeping in a barn with a cat licking his nipple]
Winston: I think I would have remembered that story.
Schmidt: No cats.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Do you know a place I can get cheap school supplies? I only have $15 and a halfie. $15 and a halfie.
Schmidt: A halfie?
Nick: Yeah, it's a half. It got ripped, so it's a half.
Schmidt: No one's gonna accept that as currency.