Jess Quote #472
Quote from Jess in Winston's Birthday
Jess: Guys? Guys? [shouts] I've had a bad day! Sit down! All of you! What is with everyone today? Everything started so good. Boy. My roommate. [chuckles] It was good, I'm not gonna lie. It was very good. But I can't date my dad. Look... life's messy. It kicks you in the ass. That's right, I said "ass." But it does, it kicks you in the ass. And, um... the messy parts are the... best parts. [boy offers Jess a cigarette] Thank you, Miguel. The gesture is very sweet. These are very bad for you.
Miguel: I've got a car. I could take you to the movies.
Jess: No, you don't... You do? [sees Dr. Foster, throws the cigarette pack away]
New Girl Quotes
‘Winston's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Oh, my God. I have the chance to teach kids again.
Bob Day: You got to go.
Jess: Oh... Dad, you should come with me.
Nick: Yes, you should go with your daughter!
Bob Day: What am I gonna do, sit in your car and get mugged? I mean, I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to be killed by some punk. No, no. No, I'll stay with him.
Quote from Nick
Bob Day: Come on, what's she like?
Nick: She's, uh, not quirky.
Bob Day: No?
Nick: She's got no bangs.
Bob Day: No bangs.
Nick: Uh, tall and fat.
Bob Day: Really?
Nick: Yeah. Really ugly eyes. Small, tiny little beady eyes.
Bob Day: Yeah. Yeah.
Nick: Her name is, uh, Yolanda Winston.
Bob Day: Yolanda Winston.
Quote from Bob Day
Nick: This girl really means a lot to me, Bob. And I just don't want to screw it up.
Bob Day: Why would you screw it up?
Nick: I don't want to make excuses, but my dad was kind of a... a piece of... You know, truth be told, Bob, I'm afraid I'm a lot like him.
Bob Day: The mere fact that you just said that means that you're nothing like your old man. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like you.
Nick: You mean that?
Bob Day: Yes, I do.
Nick: Think I'm gonna say something that might make you real happy. That little girl I was talking about, Yolanda? Her name isn't Yolanda. It's Jess. She's your daughter.
Bob Day: I'll kill you! [Nick screams] You're dead! You're dead!