Jess Quote #467
Quote from Jess in Winston's Birthday
Cece: [on the phone] Just hang on. I can't hear you. I can't hear you. [to the room] Guys, it's too loud in here, okay?! Uncle Shishir! [on the phone] He had one scene with Salman Khan in Dabangg 2, and all of the sudden he thinks he's Amitabh Bachchan in Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.
Jess: I could just tell you later.
Cece: I am exhausted, and I still have to go pick up my wedding sari, and I still have to get my hands henna'd.
Jess: Okay, look, just send everybody to their hotels. I'll have Winston pick up your sari, and then after you're done having your hands tattooed, take a nap. Now hand the phone to Shishir.
Cece: Uncle. Jess.
Jess: Shishir, you son of a bitch. You little son of a bitch. It is not your day!
New Girl Quotes
‘Winston's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Oh, my God. I have the chance to teach kids again.
Bob Day: You got to go.
Jess: Oh... Dad, you should come with me.
Nick: Yes, you should go with your daughter!
Bob Day: What am I gonna do, sit in your car and get mugged? I mean, I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to be killed by some punk. No, no. No, I'll stay with him.
Quote from Nick
Bob Day: Come on, what's she like?
Nick: She's, uh, not quirky.
Bob Day: No?
Nick: She's got no bangs.
Bob Day: No bangs.
Nick: Uh, tall and fat.
Bob Day: Really?
Nick: Yeah. Really ugly eyes. Small, tiny little beady eyes.
Bob Day: Yeah. Yeah.
Nick: Her name is, uh, Yolanda Winston.
Bob Day: Yolanda Winston.
Quote from Bob Day
Nick: This girl really means a lot to me, Bob. And I just don't want to screw it up.
Bob Day: Why would you screw it up?
Nick: I don't want to make excuses, but my dad was kind of a... a piece of... You know, truth be told, Bob, I'm afraid I'm a lot like him.
Bob Day: The mere fact that you just said that means that you're nothing like your old man. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like you.
Nick: You mean that?
Bob Day: Yes, I do.
Nick: Think I'm gonna say something that might make you real happy. That little girl I was talking about, Yolanda? Her name isn't Yolanda. It's Jess. She's your daughter.
Bob Day: I'll kill you! [Nick screams] You're dead! You're dead!