Jess Quote #431
Quote from Jess in Quick Hardening Caulk
Jess: Ow! My jaw.
Nick: What? Then move your damn head.
Jess: Then kiss me like a man!
Nick: Damn it!
Jess: What's wrong with your hand?
Nick: I burnt it in your damn soup. Is that what you wanted...
Jess: Well, who burns their hand in soup?
Nick: I do!
Jess: You're a mess!
Nick: You are so annoying with your little shorts.
Jess: Why are you so angry all the time?
Nick: I told you, shut up. Shut up and take off your clothes right now. And I mean it, take off your clothes.
Jess: You're just chaotic. Everywhere you go.
New Girl Quotes
‘Quick Hardening Caulk’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I just realized something. It was never about a fish. It was a metaphor. It was about Cece. Don't feel bad about not seeing it. Look, man, it was subtle as hell. Oh, my God, is that a lionfish? Where'd that come from?
Winston: The... The lion... the lionfish? You. That came from you. When the paramedics came, you... you had it in your hand. They were like, "Whoa, you can't get one of these." And I was like, "He caught it in a..." You did it.
Schmidt: Hello, fish Cece. Gonna put you back in the sea.
Winston: I'm sorry, what?
Schmidt: Look, Winston, I don't know if it was the jellyfish's venom or the paramedic's urine, but it made me realize...she's not mine to keep. She belongs out there. In the great, wide open ocean. [walks to the toilet]
Winston: Uh, Schmidt, that don't go to the ocean.
Schmidt: What are you, the city planner?
Quote from Cece
Winston: What are you doing here?
Cece: He left me a voicemail from the ambulance. He was rambling a lot, but I brought him this.
Winston: Whoa, where'd you get that?
Cece: You know, one of the perks of being a model. You get to meet a lot of sketchy people. The guy who got me this also said he could get me a box of dolphin steaks or a mostly white baby.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I know this isn't gonna end well, but the whole middle part's gonna be awesome.