Schmidt Quote #440

Quote from Schmidt in TinFinity

Nick: That's enormous. Why did you get that, Schmidt? What, did you think I was gonna screw up?
Schmidt: No, come on, man, no. You know how our relationship works. I'm over-responsible, you're under-responsible. Here's the good news ... now people have a backup to use...
Nick: No, I want everyone to use this, I want it to be the main potty.
Schmidt: Oh, n-no, I don't think that should be the main anything. I think people would be better off if they just made a caca in their hand.
Nick: I don't think so. Mine's better than that.

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