Schmidt Quote #433

Quote from Schmidt in TinFinity

Schmidt: This month marks Nick and my ten year anniversary of living together. Our "tin" anniversary.
Jess: Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
Nick: I got dibs on Bert.
Schmidt: Dibs on Ernie.
Nick: Nice.
Schmidt: Cool, man. All right.

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