Cece Quote #56
Cece: It was a bracelet.
Schmidt: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Cece: Tungsten carbide, because you said that was the most baller metal.
Schmidt: That's what Statham wore in all the Transporter movies.
Cece: I just wanted to try to find a way to say thank you for telling me that you loved me. Even if I was the wrong person.
Schmidt: You're welcome, Cece. But love is stupid, okay? It is a lie. So, bah humbug to you, Cecilia. Bah humbug. Bah... humbug.
New Girl Quotes
‘Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!