Nick Quote #295
Nick: And we're back, and I'm Dr. Gavin Daytona. You are live on the radio. We got a caller Wendy. You are on the phone with the doctor. What have you got?
Jess: Hey. Hey, Doctor.
Nick: This is Dr. Gavin. You're live to five million people.
Jess: I actually, I-I had a guy...
Nick: Oh, yeah, you did.
Jess: I really liked him.
Nick: Wah, wah!
Jess: I'm right not to believe him, right?
Nick: I don't know, actually. I think you're the kind of girl a guy would come back for.
New Girl Quotes
‘Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!