Jess Quote #341
Schmidt: Slade and Sienna are having a house thing. Oshiro-San is serving whale meat after midnight.
Winston: Huh? What y'all talking about?
Nick: Shut up.
Jess: Sadie is having a cookie-decorating party.
Schmidt: The gorilla twins are having a thump-thump.
Jess: Let's try to hit all the parties we can. Otherwise, I'm just gonna stay home and try not to call Sam.
Winston: What'd you say?
Jess: I'm gonna die alone. And merry Christmas.
New Girl Quotes
‘Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!