Jess Quote #339
Schmidt: Oh, come on! Again?
Winston: Thank God. The meth-heads came back.
Jess: They brought your suits back 'cause they don't fit them. They did the right thing, 'cause they're drug addicts, they're not monsters.
Winston: Right.
Jess: They actually got them dry-cleaned, um... deluxe package, very pricey.
Schmidt: Why'd he tie you up?
Jess: They kept saying, like, "Ah, I'm so hungry for more meth," you know? "Let's get rid of these suits. These clean... suits."
New Girl Quotes
‘Bathtub’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: I'd really love to come home and soak in a beautiful bathtub.
Schmidt: Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons ... pass.
Nick: Yeah, it's a waste of money, Jess.
Schmidt: I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess and I want a tub. We want candles and bubbles. Oh, damn it, Schmidt, we want bubbles, man. I want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. You know, and then just blow 'em off like this... and laugh, like...
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: How come I'm James Brown?
Jess: When you don't smile for my pictures, you get replaced. You come home after a long, hard day at work.
Nick: Tired.
Jess: You want to relax, but how? How about soaking in a glorious bubbly pool for one? Sipping the nectar of the gods.
Nick: I don't get it ... is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; It's rosé. Burn notice, France.