Jess Quote #338

Quote from Jess in Bathtub

Winston: Oh, my goodness. Thank you, man.
Remy: I see. If you guys have been playing hard to get, you don't have to. I am totally ready to get mixed up in this choco-vanilla shake.
Jess: No.
Remy: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about here. I'm just talking about...
Jess: Yes... I know, I know. We got it, we got it, Remy.
Remy: ...doing it with-with both of you.
Jess: We got it. Yeah.

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 ‘Bathtub’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Jess: I'd really love to come home and soak in a beautiful bathtub.
Schmidt: Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons ... pass.
Nick: Yeah, it's a waste of money, Jess.
Schmidt: I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes.

Quote from Winston

Winston: Jess and I want a tub. We want candles and bubbles. Oh, damn it, Schmidt, we want bubbles, man. I want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. You know, and then just blow 'em off like this... and laugh, like...

Quote from Schmidt

Winston: How come I'm James Brown?
Jess: When you don't smile for my pictures, you get replaced. You come home after a long, hard day at work.
Nick: Tired.
Jess: You want to relax, but how? How about soaking in a glorious bubbly pool for one? Sipping the nectar of the gods.
Nick: I don't get it ... is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; It's rosé. Burn notice, France.