Winston Quote #145
Jess: Wiston, are you out of your head?
Winston: Security camera.
Jess: What are you doing?
Winston: Schmidt has a security camera. Why did I think he didn't have a security camera?
Jess: Oh. You're a briefs man. I was hoping I'd never find out.
Winston: Oh, my goodness, we should not have gone for that tub. I just like bubbles so much...
Jess: Winston, I think you're having a panic attack.
Winston: Hmm? Shut up, hey, Jess, no. I'm, uh... this is just the willies.
Jess: The w... the what? The... the willies?
Winston: The willies, yeah. It's the same thing that happened when I took my driver's test.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bathtub’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: I'd really love to come home and soak in a beautiful bathtub.
Schmidt: Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons ... pass.
Nick: Yeah, it's a waste of money, Jess.
Schmidt: I'm not interested in simmering in testicle tea for 20 minutes.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess and I want a tub. We want candles and bubbles. Oh, damn it, Schmidt, we want bubbles, man. I want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. You know, and then just blow 'em off like this... and laugh, like...
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: How come I'm James Brown?
Jess: When you don't smile for my pictures, you get replaced. You come home after a long, hard day at work.
Nick: Tired.
Jess: You want to relax, but how? How about soaking in a glorious bubbly pool for one? Sipping the nectar of the gods.
Nick: I don't get it ... is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; It's rosé. Burn notice, France.