Schmidt Quote #334
Big Schmidt: Say hello to my sister wives, Mrs. Schmidt and Mrs. Schmidt. All right, time for delts?
Schmidt: Oh, yeah?
Big Schmidt: Yeah.
Winston: I'm slowly regretting this.
Big Schmidt: Definition is for chicks, man. All right, it's all about size. I mean, look at the mass on this bitch.
Schmidt: Stupid.
Big Schmidt: What's your calf situation like?
Schmidt: Calves? Want to see some ankle circles? Look at that. Some donkey raises? One, two...
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Quote from Nick
Nick: Oh, really? Is there another guy on Twilight, that there's a bit of a love triangle with?
Bob Day: Yes. It's the same as Twilight...
Nick: Does Twilight have a wolf in it?
Bob Day: Yes.
Nick: It does?
Bob Day: Yes.
Nick: Is Twilight in Seattle?
Bob Day: Yes!
Nick: Well, then whoever wrote that is smart.
Quote from Bob Day
Bob Day: You know, it doesn't take a genius. All you got to do is follow the money.
Nick: Always follow the money. That's what I always say. You always follow the money.
Bob Day: Yeah, yeah. Oil companies.
Bob Day: Pharmaceuticals.
Bob Day: Big business, chicken corporations.
Both: Corn.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Yeah, but know this, all right. Your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation.
Big Schmidt: Ha!
Schmidt: And cheese courses, and emotional honesty, and Paxil. And yes, cutting peppers in the classic style de julienne. You may have bested me in a competition of pre-Clinton manhood, but I am Schmidt. A refined and enlightened pescetarian. About 90% of the time.