Nick Quote #221
Schmidt: Jess, you've got to help me help them forget how old I am.
Jess: You're not old.
Schmidt: Then how do you explain this? [struggles to get up]
Nick: Use your legs, buddy.
Schmidt: Let me show you something.
Nick: Gonna hurt your back.
Schmidt: Look at this... I'm freaking shrinking!
Nick: [whispers to Jess] I took a photo of the wall, shrunk it down, made a copy at an architect's office. From there, it was just your basic spackle-and-silkscreen job.
Jess: I don't care, but... yay.
Nick: It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Not only am I the youngest person in this loft, I'm also the most successful.
Jess: Oh! Shut up, Schmidt. Are you honestly measuring yourself like a little boy?
Schmidt: I'm sorry that you're not growing any more like me. And apparently, I'm gonna be growing forever. I'm like a Jewish Peter Pan. Petya Pan. Peiter Pan. Pesach Pan.
Nick: Why don't you take it down a notch before this old man takes you outside and makes you pick a switch?
Schmidt: I'm like Snow Leopard. You guys are like DOS.
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Now come on, guys, just tighten up, all right? Think young. What the hell is that smell?
Nick: It's Old Spice.
Schmidt: I'm smelling Old Spice?
Nick: Yeah, and yes, It has "Old" in the title, and yes, it's all over my body.
Schmidt: Okay, well, take it off.
Nick: I'm wearing the Spice. The Spice is cool.
Schmidt: It's not even a real spice, man. Take it off.
Nick: The Spice is coming back! Everybody knows it! The guy on the horse!
Schmidt: You can wear any spice. Don't wear Old Spice!
Winston: Classic cologne fight.
Quote from Nick
Nick: I like getting older. I feel like I'm finally aging into my personality.
[flashback to Nick reading a comic on his front step as Frisbee lands beside him:]
Young Nick: Keep this crap out of my yard! And turn that nonsense down!
[present:]
Nick: They never did get that Frisbee back. I used that Frisbee as a dish. [chuckles]
Jess: Seriously?
Nick: I used it for pistachios in my room.