Winston Quote #120
Shelby: You've been cheating on me in your mind?
Winston: Yes, but, like, to be fair, you were there. A lot of times, you would just pop up mad, but you were there.
Shelby: Winston, come on, it's fine. Look, you can think about whatever you want to think about. I know I'm the one you want to be with. Come on, want to come upstairs and watch some SVU?
Winston: You want to watch SVU right now?
Shelby: Well, I'm too wound up to watch Raymond. Look, sometimes after a big fight, I like to cool off with some TV.
Winston: What do you mean, big fight?
Shelby: We just had a fight.
Winston: We hardly talked. Like, I want to talk, I want to fight, I want to do something!
Shelby: Well, maybe we can fight in your mind.
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Megan: Here's a picture of the whole family. And you are not in it.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, somebody had to take the picture, Megan.
Courtney: Just admit it. You're not a Romney.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not a Romney? Would a non-Romney know this? That Ma and Pa never go to bed angry. That there are 16 grandchildren, Allie, Joe, Thomas, Gracie, Wyatt, Parker, Miles, Jonathan, Sawyer, Nate, Nash, Mia, Owen, Soleil, Nick and Chloe.
Megan: Those are just facts you got from the Internet.
Schmidt: I'm proud to be a Romney. Okay? I'm proud to have had a dad that was around when I was growing up. A dad that took me camping, a dad that spent Saturdays with me, throwing... throwing the football. A dad that gave me a wink when I left for prom night and said, "Be safe, son." When I think of a dad like that, I'm proud not only of the Romney name, but of this country. God bless Mitt Romney. God bless America.
April: It's a candid shot from the governor's biography. The caption says, "The whole family."
Schmidt: Nitpicking turns me off. You're all horribly unattractive to me. Tugg Romney, out.
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Schmidt: Yeah, no, nobody gets rowdy like us Romney boys. Just a bunch of alphas, you know what I mean?That is, of course, unless we're fishing on Lake Winnipesauke. There's nothing that I love more than just getting out on the water with Dad, the freezing cold dawn, a couple of cold beers in hand. Having that one quick moment...
Courtney: Your dad doesn't drink. He's a Mormon.
Schmidt: Well, we don't drink the beers, Courtney. You know, we just buy them to support American breweries. Then we dump them in the lake. 'Cause we're Americans.