Winston Quote #103
Winston: Can we save this talk until after we're done interviewing Neil here to take Nick's room?
Neil: Hey, don't worry about me. I could talk about my dingus all night long.
Winston: Neil, tell us about yourself. You know, uh, anything we should know, aside from the fact that you responded to our Craigslist ad with a fax?
Neil: Well, um, yeah, my name is Neil. Um, just coming out of a pretty hairy divorce. I am in human resources. Well, I used to be. I had the unique, uh, experience of having to let myself go. I did not take it well.
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Quote from Winston
Winston: There's not much sunlight left.
Nick: What are you afraid of, the dark?
Winston: No, I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm worried about Schmidt. He's a Jew in the desert. I don't want him to wander.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Meep-meep!
Nick: Jess, honestly, don't do the Road Runner to a coyote!
Jess: That's how you deal with coyotes.
Nick: Coyotes hate roadrunners!
Jess: That's how you deal with them.
Nick: Coyotes want to kill roadrunners!
Jess: Meep-meep!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: That's why I'm gonna have to White Fang her.
Jess: Schmidt, come on! Look, I try not to judge what you guys do, but please don't tell me things like that.
Schmidt: No, no, Jess, Jess. The book, White Fang.
Jess: Oh.
Schmidt: This guy befriends a wild creature. But he must, he must set the animal free because that's what's best for it.
Jess: I know the plot of White Fang.
Schmidt: But the animal won't go. So with a breaking heart, he throws stones at it until it runs away.