Schmidt Quote #200

Quote from Schmidt in Kids

Schmidt: Cece's acting really weird. Do you think she's getting tired of me? I mean, look, it's been, like, months of non-stop sex. I mean, what can I do if she doesn't let me hit the fifth chakra?
Winston: I'm not listening to you.
Schmidt: I'm just, I'm just saying, look, do you think she wants something more than sex? Do you think she's finally becoming a girl? 'Cause I can't handle that, man.


 ‘Kids’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Jess: So... that was crazy what happened with my friends, right?
Sarah: I liked it. Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
Jess: You know, there actually was a show like that. It was called Golden Girls. I'm Betty White, Schmidt's Rue McClanahan...

Quote from Cece

Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
Cece: Yeah, of course. It's just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes like one of those plastic barbecue covers in a hurricane.
Jess: I didn't want to know that.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.