Jess Quote #206
Ouli: I can be here in under five minutes if I need to be. Honestly I wouldn't have agreed to this, except my husband is out of town, and you're Sarah's favorite teacher and my husband's favorite teacher.
Jess: [chuckles] Um, hey, um, I hope this doesn't sound rude, but, um, you keep saying "husband" and I just want to make sure you and Russell... you're not still married?
Ouli: [laughing] Oh... no, no. [both laughing]
Jess: 'Cause I just, like, wanted to make sure there wasn't some very important piece of information that I totally missed.
Ouli: No, I mean, but he'll always be my husband, if you know what I mean.
Jess: Yeah. Actually, could you explain what you mean very clearly?
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