Winston Quote #92
Nick: All right, what's with the suit? And if you say swing dancing, I'm gonna slap your face.
Winston: Well, my boss is going to be on TV today... Michael Strahan's new talk show On the Strahan Narrow.
Nick: Great show.
Winston: He's got too many DUls to drive himself, so I guess I got to take him.
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Jess: But you're using birth control, right?
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Jess: I didn't want to know that.
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Schmidt: I've been doing some thinking, and I think it's time that I take you on a real date.
Cece: You're asking me out on a date?
Schmidt: Yeah, it'll be our first real date. Now, Italy on Ice is a celebration of all things Italian featuring ice dancing's biggest and brightest Italian stars. Drea de Matteo is scheduled to appear, but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.