Winston Quote #94
Winston: So, come on, man. What's up?
Joe Napoli: Michael Strahan makes me feel like an idiot. Okay? I mean, he thinks he's better than me. He wins the Super Bowl, and suddenly, he's the best at everything.
Winston: What's he better than you at? Huh? Marriage, probably. Money management, I would say. Probably he's better than you at that.
Joe Napoli: Well...
Winston: He's not better than you at yard sales.
Joe Napoli: He's good at yard sales.
Winston: Yeah, but he's not better than you. So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna walk into that studio, and you're gonna show him the Napoli that I saw today. The one that I saw grabbed seven copies of Speed on VHS at a yard sale for a fraction of the retail price. When's the last time Strahan did that? Boom. You're not gonna let him win.
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