Schmidt Quote #197
Jess: I'm mad at him, and I've never been mad at him before.
Schmidt: Oh, Jess! This room is not a place of comforting, okay? This is Darwin's jungle, where open-minded people do weird things to each other.
Cece: [to Schmidt] Go away.
Jess: I can't fight with him. That's our thing. We don't fight. He used to fight all the time with his ex-wife. I think he likes that we're peaceful.
Cece: Fighting's good. It's healthy. It's how you know it's working.
Schmidt: You know, Jess, what Cece and I like to do is we like to fight with our bodies. It's like very intense game of Capture the Flag. I won't make you guess what the flag is.
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Quote from Jess
Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
Quote from Nick
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?