Jess Quote #200
Jess: What? You don't want to be on my team?
Russell: Well, I just copied you. You haven't given me any information yet.
Jess: Oh, okay. So it starts off there are four zones. An alternate zone is a crazy zone.
Winston: And there's a trail of chairs. But the floor is lava.
Jess: These are the pawns. They're the soldiers of the secret order. This is the king of the castle.
Winston: And remember, everything you hear in True American is a lie, knock on wood.
Jess: And it starts with a shotgun tip-off, okay?
Russell: Oh, that I can do. Shotgun, for sure. [punctures a beer can and starts drinking] Yeah, there's no going back now.
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Quote from Jess
Jess: These are hangover eggs. See, they'll either stop you from throwing up the rest of the day or you'll just throw it up really fast. It's high-risk, high-reward.
Quote from Nick
Nick: As my financial business partner, I appreciate you taking the time. All right, Russell said we need a prototype. So, Mr. Schmidt, I now present you "Real Apps." The phone obviously goes back here where the phone goes, and then these are all the apps. You've got a Zippo. You've got a fork. You've got a spoon. That's a corn holder. It's also a gentleman's shiv.
Schmidt: Nick, it's a prototype of a prototype at best. Let me see it.
Nick: No. Don't be mean about it.
Schmidt: Come on, let me see it.
Nick: You got a bottle opener.
Quote from Nick
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Real Apps.
Schmidt: Real Apps.
Russell: Relapse?
Nick: Relapse?!
Schmidt: Would you calm...?
Nick: You called my baby "relapse"?!
Schmidt: No, I didn't call it anything. Just calm down!
Nick: I gave you 51% of this for Relapse?