Nick Quote #39
Quote from Nick in Bad in Bed
Nick: [on the phone] Yes, I'm confirming the appointment. I made the damn appointment. That's what. Why wouldn't... Yeah, okay. Appointment confirmed. Thank you. Thank you very much. [hangs up] Yeah, there's not a chance I'm going.
Schmidt: Can you not do this to yourself? Look at your hair, you look ridiculous.
Nick: What am I supposed to talk about for an hour?
Winston: It's a haircut.
Nick: No, you're trapped. You can't move, and they're standing behind you with their hands in your hair, and they expect you to talk back.
[flashback to Nick in the barber's chair, as a man fixes his hair and a woman leans in to show her phone:]
Nick: Oh, yeah, it's your baby. He's cute. Yeah, your baby's cute.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bad in Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: [British accent] Mr. Darcy's going to love my new bonnet.
Cece: Why are we here?
Jess: You don't understand. You've never been cheated on before. Spencer and I never tried anything new, and maybe if I'd been... more erotic...
Cece: Spencer cheated on you because he's a total jerk, not 'cause you're bad in bed.
Jess: It's been six years. Everything I know about sex, I learned from Spencer or the Clinton impeachment trial.
Quote from Paul
Jess: I just haven't had sex with anyone but Spencer in six years, and I get so nervous. It's like starting a new job with a really weird interview.
Paul: Don't worry about it. I'm good. I'm more than good. It's okay.
Jess: You know what? Tomorrow night. Let's just go out to dinner and then just nail each other. Just pound each other. V-bomb on the P-bomb. [makes explosion noise]
Paul: I would have the... P-bomb, right?
Quote from Jess
Jess: Hey, guys, I don't have much time. Can we get this back on track? I need to know what to do. Would flicking be, like, a cool thing?
Schmidt: No.
Nick: No!
Winston: Absolutely not.
Schmidt: How about role play? Do you know any voices?
Jess: Yes. I can do an old-timey newscaster, like, "Hey there, son, I'm gonna kick you into next Tuesday, see?"