Schmidt Quote #65

Quote from Schmidt in Bells

[Nick wakes up with a sticky hand, his bed covered with thawing food]
Nick: What...?
Schmidt: I paid for the freezer, so, you know.
Nick: I'm gonna kill you.

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Jess: That's not even a little bit true.

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Schmidt: I will not apologize again for the Midori Sours!
Nick: Who drinks Midori Sours?!
Schmidt: Everyone drinks Midori Sours!
Nick: No, they don't!
Schmidt: It's a melon liqueur!
Nick: I would never drink one!
Schmidt: It's an American classic with Asian influences!
Nick: Winston would never drink one!