Schmidt Quote #61
Jess: Desiree, bells are not for hitting. The kids wanted to play band instruments, but we got a huge donation of handbells, which are tres tres dope.
Desiree: Miss Day, can I eat some of these crackers up in here?
Schmidt: No, no, no. Water crackers are for adults... to eat with adult cheese.
Desiree: Can I eat a cracker sushi sandwich?
Schmidt: No. Jess.
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Winston: I'm losing my mind, guys. You know, I sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Here's what I was thinking, okay? If we want to win this concert, we play something cool, like "Eye of the Tiger."
Girl: What's "Eye of the Tiger"?
Winston: "Eye of the Tiger" is the greatest song ever written. It's so cool, it ended the Cold War.
Jess: That's not even a little bit true.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I will not apologize again for the Midori Sours!
Nick: Who drinks Midori Sours?!
Schmidt: Everyone drinks Midori Sours!
Nick: No, they don't!
Schmidt: It's a melon liqueur!
Nick: I would never drink one!
Schmidt: It's an American classic with Asian influences!
Nick: Winston would never drink one!