Winston Quote #13
Winston: Yo. I just wanted to thank you for taking me running. Made me feel a lot better. Now, I might not have a job or anything, but at least I can run a mile. I mean, watching you try to run, yeah, that was just pathetic. I needed that.
Schmidt: I suffer from exercise-induced asthma.
Winston: Do you suffer from exercise-induced crying?
Schmidt: It's a real thing, man, okay? EIA.
Winston: You know what I learned from the Internet? We got nothing to worry about. Everybody has their moment. We might get a cat one day. That cat might play the keyboard. A bear might fall on our trampoline. We don't need to have it figured out right now. We just need to be patient. Our moments will come. [exits]
Schmidt: Hey, man. Let's keep bro'ing out.
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Schmidt: How'd the job interview go?
Winston: You know, terrible.
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Interviewer: Did you see the JWoww retweet and Gaga Twitpic?
Winston: I know Word, and I can open a document... Save it, save as, print, print preview...
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Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
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Winston: I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia. I was playing ball year round. I didn't read the news. I have no idea what happened in America. I've got interviews tomorrow. Fill me in. What'd I miss?
Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.