Winston Quote #10
Jess: That was so horrible. What am I gonna do? He's never gonna speak to me again. I'm so embarrassed.
Winston: It's not a big deal. I've seen Nick's stuff, like, a million times.
Schmidt: You have? I mean... how?
Winston: We grew up together. Locker rooms, swimming pools, penis fights... it just happens.
Schmidt: Why haven't I seen it?
Winston: Why do you want to see it?
Schmidt: He's my best friend.
Winston: Again, why do you want to see it?
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Schmidt: How'd the job interview go?
Winston: You know, terrible.
[flashback:]
Interviewer: Did you see the JWoww retweet and Gaga Twitpic?
Winston: I know Word, and I can open a document... Save it, save as, print, print preview...
[present:]
Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
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Winston: I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia. I was playing ball year round. I didn't read the news. I have no idea what happened in America. I've got interviews tomorrow. Fill me in. What'd I miss?
Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.