Jess Quote #40
Jess: Oh, Nick, hey. Hey. So, that was weird, right?
Nick: I'm running out the door, Jess.
Jess: I think we should talk about it.
Nick: Talk about what?
Jess: About me seeing... your peen. [British accent] The peen what I saw. [French accent] Bonjour, le peen.
Nick: You're blocking the door.
Jess: Okay. Cool. Have fun on your date. [laughs awkwardly] Tell that guy to behave. The adventure begins.
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Schmidt: How'd the job interview go?
Winston: You know, terrible.
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Interviewer: Did you see the JWoww retweet and Gaga Twitpic?
Winston: I know Word, and I can open a document... Save it, save as, print, print preview...
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Winston: She just wanted to chitchat about stuff I've never even heard of.
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Winston: I've spent the last two years of my life in Latvia. I was playing ball year round. I didn't read the news. I have no idea what happened in America. I've got interviews tomorrow. Fill me in. What'd I miss?
Schmidt: From... from the past two years?
Winston: Give me the highlights. Highlights.
Schmidt: Okay. Uh, country's broke. Betty White's back.
Winston: Oh, cool, cool. What about the rest of the Golden Girls?
Schmidt: All dead, man.
Winston: Damn.