Schmidt Quote #14

Quote from Schmidt in Kryptonite

Jess: [holding a shoe] You have made love to a lot of forgetful women.
Schmidt: [takes a show] Ah man, look at these, wow. [takes hair extension] Oh, look at that, Rosh Hashanah '06. Yeah, nothing orthodox about what we did that night.
Jess: Winston seems nice.
Schmidt: Did he say anything to you about the room?
Jess: What room?
Schmidt: The big room, I kinda took it from him when he left, I used to be in the small room. [pulls out a yelow shirt which reads "I am Claire"] This happened in the small room. Twice. Never going back there again, Jess.


 ‘Kryptonite’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Winston: Give her the shirt back, man.
Spencer: What happens if I say no?
Schmidt: You know what happens? Schmidt happens! [slaps Spencer]
Spencer: Ow. What's on your hand?
Schmidt: Thumb ring, bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Can I ask you something?
Jess: You wan't my help? Sure.
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.
Schmidt: Okay, look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight, and I'm probably going to bring her back here for sex.
Jess: I have to get to school cause it's astronomy day and I'm dressing up like Galileo, so I have to put on my beard.
Schmidt: I get that, but as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest? You know like, like where am I best on display? Here? Here? Or... here?

Quote from Jess

[Jess kicks opens the door, walks in and places the breakfast tray own on the floor so loudly that it wakes Winston up]
Winston: What the... What the... Who?
Jess: I'm Jess.
[from the kitchen:]
Jess: [o.s., sings] I'm!
Winston: [o.s. loudly] What's happening?! Why are you doing that?!