Jess Quote #13

Quote from Jess in Kryptonite

[Jess kicks opens the door, walks in and places the breakfast tray own on the floor so loudly that it wakes Winston up]
Winston: What the... What the... Who?
Jess: I'm Jess.
[from the kitchen:]
Jess: [o.s., sings] I'm!
Winston: [o.s. loudly] What's happening?! Why are you doing that?!


 ‘Kryptonite’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Winston: Give her the shirt back, man.
Spencer: What happens if I say no?
Schmidt: You know what happens? Schmidt happens! [slaps Spencer]
Spencer: Ow. What's on your hand?
Schmidt: Thumb ring, bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Can I ask you something?
Jess: You wan't my help? Sure.
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.
Schmidt: Okay, look, I'm meeting a girl for drinks tonight, and I'm probably going to bring her back here for sex.
Jess: I have to get to school cause it's astronomy day and I'm dressing up like Galileo, so I have to put on my beard.
Schmidt: I get that, but as a lady, where in the room do I look sexiest? You know like, like where am I best on display? Here? Here? Or... here?

Quote from Schmidt

Jess: Hi, Winston. Hey, I apologize for what happened before. Not cool, bad call. I've been talking to the guys about boundaries, so I totally get it.
Winston: Perfectly fine, no problem.
Jess: Do you have a tank top I could borrow? You look like you're about my size. It's just that I'm really low on clothes right now cause I broke up with my boyfriend. And I caught him cheating and... I just like grabbed whatever I could and...
Schmidt: [steps out of the shower] Jess, you know what? I'll let you check my lost and found. It's where I keep all the things the girls leave behind in my room after we've fo'nicate. I've got sizes 0 through 10.