Jess Quote #1339
Quote from Jess in Engram Pattersky
Jess: Oh, my God. This is the spot, where, for the weirdest minute of my life, I was super attracted to Winston.
Cece: No.
Schmidt: We've all been there.
Winston: It was my swimmer's body.
[flashback:]
Winston: Ooh. Ooh, hey. Yeah, they got me on bike duty today. My hammies need to get into some jammies because they are rock-hard. Yes. [sultry music plays] Oh, yeah. That's good stuff. You feel that? You hear that? Yeah.
[present:]
All: Oh!
Jess: Oh, it went away pretty quick.
[flashback:]
Winston: [shrieks] I tore my anus. I tore my anus. Oh.
New Girl Quotes
‘Engram Pattersky’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Gotcha! [laughs] Prank Sinatra, baby!
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I don't get it. The truck is the prank? What, did you pay the rental fee? Winston, that's just nice.
Winston: You didn't have to move.
Nick: Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. We got evicted.
Jess: What is he talking about?
Nick: I have no idea.
Winston: Engram Pattersky. If you rearrange those letters, what does it spell?
Jess: "My greatest prank."
Winston: My greatest prank!
Quote from Cece
Cece: I really miss the old days when I would just drop in every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Wait, are you Engram Pattersky? Winston, you were in the loft when all of the notices slid under the door.
Winston: I had some help.
[flashback to Sadie sliding a flyer under the door:]
Sadie: Thanks for the wedding invite. I work at that hospital.
[flashback to Dr. Foster and Biology Teacher sliding a flyer under the door:]
Both: One, two, three, slide.
Dr. Foster: Winston was right. This was a two-man job.
Biology Teacher: Hell yeah.
[present:]
Jess: But I checked. Everyone's getting evicted. They're turning it into a non-residential space.
Winston: Oh, who did you check with?
Jess: I hope it was someone important.
[flashback:]
Fawn Moscato: [on the phone] Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do about zoning laws. My hands are tied. [whispers to Winston:] Write the check. [on the phone] Oh. Uh-huh. [to Winston] Add a zero.
Winston: Yeah, okay.