Schmidt Quote #1337
Quote from Schmidt in Engram Pattersky
Jess: [on group call] Guys, I only have the strength to say this once. Here I go. Oh, God, how do I put this into words?
Schmidt: Okay, make it quick, 'cause my phone is at four percent, and Ruth has turned my charger into a very sensible belt.
Aly: Schmidt, just switch your phone to low battery mode. It really lengthens battery life.
Schmidt: How do you do that? Walk me through it. Go to Utilities.
Winston: No, no, Settings. Go to Settings.
Schmidt: Okay, well, I'm-I'm in Settings.
Jess: Guys, please...
Schmidt: Oh, shoot. Now I'm at three percent.
Jess: I have something important to say!
Winston: And then, uh, open your Control Center.
Aly: Battery. Select Battery.
Nick: Enough! Jess has something really important to say, so everybody shut up!
New Girl Quotes
‘Engram Pattersky’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Gotcha! [laughs] Prank Sinatra, baby!
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I don't get it. The truck is the prank? What, did you pay the rental fee? Winston, that's just nice.
Winston: You didn't have to move.
Nick: Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. We got evicted.
Jess: What is he talking about?
Nick: I have no idea.
Winston: Engram Pattersky. If you rearrange those letters, what does it spell?
Jess: "My greatest prank."
Winston: My greatest prank!
Quote from Cece
Cece: I really miss the old days when I would just drop in every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Wait, are you Engram Pattersky? Winston, you were in the loft when all of the notices slid under the door.
Winston: I had some help.
[flashback to Sadie sliding a flyer under the door:]
Sadie: Thanks for the wedding invite. I work at that hospital.
[flashback to Dr. Foster and Biology Teacher sliding a flyer under the door:]
Both: One, two, three, slide.
Dr. Foster: Winston was right. This was a two-man job.
Biology Teacher: Hell yeah.
[present:]
Jess: But I checked. Everyone's getting evicted. They're turning it into a non-residential space.
Winston: Oh, who did you check with?
Jess: I hope it was someone important.
[flashback:]
Fawn Moscato: [on the phone] Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do about zoning laws. My hands are tied. [whispers to Winston:] Write the check. [on the phone] Oh. Uh-huh. [to Winston] Add a zero.
Winston: Yeah, okay.