Winston Quote #864

Quote from Winston in Godparents

Van Bishop: Hey, family, I've been sitting on the curb the last two hours, thinking. Look, I know I'm not your real dad, but a part of me wishes I was. You know, you're a hell of a kid. So if you ever need somebody to play catch with you, or give you the real deal when you step out of line, give me a call.
Winston: Nah, dawg. I'm good.
Van Bishop: That makes sense.

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