Nick Quote #1293
Quote from Nick in Godparents
Nick: You see, that's when the-the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, and, uh, all the players signed it. I need you to just be careful, 'cause it's worth a lot of money. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't...
Cece: Did Nick fix our child?
Nick: What are you doing?
Ruth: Just making it pretty.
Nick: You're ruining it.
Ruth: Your face ruined it! You're a dumb raccoon.
Cece: Accurate.
Nick: Oh. As a godfather, I got to push through that.
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‘Godparents’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. I feel like I could ride the wind to work.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?